Here's a thought...

This I found on the blog of 'odat's mumblings' and it made me chuckle...

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

I forgot to take my brain out of my pocket!

You would think, having lived on both coasts that I would have this time difference thing down to a science... However, even with an internet chart I still can't seem to get it right!

Lack of Motivation...

It's the days when I have nothing scheduled, that leave me completely without motivation to accomplish any of the things that I complain I don't have time to do when I'm busy.

Green...

It's a preposterous notion, that a mans worth is measured by how green he can keep his lawn.

Tangible Memories...

Do you ever think back to the items you owned and treasured as a child and wonder to yourself... When in the heck did I let go of that and where is it now?

Free Time?

Why does my free time ALWAYS come along at the same time my shower needs a good scrubbing?

I'm Not Psychic!

If everyone just put stuff back where they got it in the first place... They wouldn't have to keep running to me asking, "Where did it go?"

Mantra

Pick yourself up,
Dust yourself off,
And start all over again!

Advertising Run Amuck...

This post from Theory of Thought got me thinking...

Kotex telling women to 'Have a Happy Period'... Is like Prepheration H saying 'Enjoy Your Hemorrhoids'.

Golf Widows...

This morning I watched a neighbor exit his house... Load his clubs into the back of his own personal golf cart... Climb in and drive down to the end of his street where he entered the cart path that leads straight to the course.

To my husband this would be pure heaven.

To me, it means I'd never see my husband again.

True Story:

I met a woman last night who introduced herself as 'Jane Ayers' (Airs)...
I couldn't help but wonder if she owned a dairy farm...
And if so...
Would it be referred to as 'Dairy Ayers'?

Eat Me... Drink Me...

NOT A CHANCE!!!
I've got 20 lbs. to lose before Christmas!

What's in a Name?

Shouldn't a 'Proctologist' and an 'Endochronologist' change titles?

Overindulgence...

Note to self:
Just because it's a party don't overeat...
You're gonna feel like crap later!

Where does it go?

It seems to me that 'Creativity' is a fleeting thing... Much like a butterfly... If I chase after it too hard... It flies away, far beyond reach.

However, if I sit quietly... The butterfly perches on the tip of my finger and invites the magic to materialize.

The line forms somewhere back there...

When things get their busiest I know I'd better hold my breath because 10 more things are waiting in the wings to form a line... Yep, there goes the phone now!

And to think just Yesterday I was bored.

Counting...

One hundred bottles of beer on the wall... A hundred bottles of beer... Take one down, Pass it around.... 99 bottles of beer on the wall...

What?... I'm bored!

Nature Girl Quote...

"I have two callapitters... One's name is fuzzy and the others name is Nekid."

- S.B. (My daughter) 6 yrs. old

She Certainly Is...

"I'm not the brightest crayon in the box, but I'm certainly the sharpest."

- http://theoryofthought.blogspot.com

Criticism meets Sarcasm...

The other night while my husband and I had dinner with friends he said to them, "Margie USED to walk."

"Used to walk?" (I went one week without walking because the heat index was reaching 105 degrees each day!!!... What did he expect?)

I walked Monday morning and at lunch I said to him, "Oh yeah, I was feeling rather nostalgic... So I decided to walk today!"

Not so preposterous...

When I don't like myself... I find it really difficult to like anyone else.

Readers Digest...

Because I read the 'Digest' I feel like I've got a handle on everything there is to know about the world.

But I especially like the humor sections.

Glasses...

At the beginning of any given day I can see just fine... By the end of the day I need reading glasses to look at a book or magazine... I can't believe I'm already so old that my eyes get tired.

Heavy Reading...

When I read the obituaries in the newspaper I'm always a little disappointed when they don't report the cause of death.

Then I feel disappointed in myself for being nosey about someone elses sorrow.

In Stereo...

I wonder if when he's home alone Paul McCartney puts on his own cd's and sings along?

Just Swallow it Hole...

When you've gotta eat a toad you don't want to have to look at that sucker for too long!

I don't know where I heard this quote originally but it's one I've had to remind myself of time and time again... When I HAVE to do that something that I REALLY don't want to do.

Perfection!

Every summer there seems to be ONE perfect cantaloupe... You know the one from the very first taste.

Today was the day of the perfect cantaloupe... Now I've gotta wait a whole year for another one.

The Letter "B"

On the whole BLOGS can be either 'Brilliant' or 'Boring'... Perhaps that's what the 'B' stands for.