Slacker?
I'm not going to delve into any deep religious issues here but I wanted to take a moment to point out the bumper sticker I saw today:
So am I to understand that it's important to 'LOOK BUSY' ie. give the appearance like you've BEEN doing the Lord's work, when in reality you've spent the better part of your life as a slack-ass... But NOW... Oh hey, looky there... Jesus just pulled up and he's gettin' ready to walk in the office and BOY is he going to be pissed when he finds you with your feet up on the desk, texting your BFF and taking extended coffee breaks, even though that 'Sacred Blessings' account is due tomorrow.
Here's an idea! How 'bout you do the job you're supposed to do, whether or not some all powerful entity is looking over your shoulder?
So am I to understand that it's important to 'LOOK BUSY' ie. give the appearance like you've BEEN doing the Lord's work, when in reality you've spent the better part of your life as a slack-ass... But NOW... Oh hey, looky there... Jesus just pulled up and he's gettin' ready to walk in the office and BOY is he going to be pissed when he finds you with your feet up on the desk, texting your BFF and taking extended coffee breaks, even though that 'Sacred Blessings' account is due tomorrow.Here's an idea! How 'bout you do the job you're supposed to do, whether or not some all powerful entity is looking over your shoulder?
Labels: Religion, Simple Truths, WTF?
posted by EmBee at 2:12 PM
4 Comments:
amen, sistah. preach it.
Halleluyer!!
That reminds me of the old Calvin and Hobbes cartoon when he is going over the "he knows when you've been sleeping, he knows when your awake, he knows when you've been bad or good" bit about Santa Claus and he determines that Santa is in fact a CIA spook.
Sorry I meant to post earlier...but I've been busy! ;)
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