Word Play

If you're the type who needs a cup of coffee to get moving each morning do you think that means your in for a .... Brewed Awakening?

Awesome Flame Shooting Mini-Van?

Or just some fancy sidewalk chalk artwork?
Thanks, Nature Girl... You make a Mom Van seem so cool!
Call me 'Ghost Rider'

Sassy Low Carb Treat

I buy the cheap store brand of low fat yogurt, in order to maintain a daily low carb count.

When I pry open the foil lid, every... single... time... the container spits yogurt on me.

I think it's the yogurts way of saying, "HA! Screw you... YOU have to eat yogurt!"