Dontcha' Hate It...

When you're trying to peel the price tag off of an item and despite your futile attempts at digging and picking the only part that remains is the portion with the price written on it?

Closing Forever?

Here's a Challenge....

See if you can locate a Oriental Rug Store that ISN'T Going Out of Business.

Dressed to impress?

How come Mickey wears shorts without a shirt (And what's with the gloves, is he some kind of germaphobe?)...
And Donald gets a shirt but NO pants? What's that about? No wonder he's pissed!

Looking in the wrong direction

When I beep the horn 'politely' at the person sitting in front of me at a light, who doesn't seem to notice said light has changed to green... Why, I'd like to ask, does the person in front of me, first look in their rear view mirror at me BEFORE they step on the damn gas and get a move on?

A Major Annoyance

Have you ever noticed that the most insufferable people are those who display the character traits you most dislike about yourself?

Rude Awakening

Me: *peacefully drifting in and out of early morning sleep.*

Husband: "Hey."

Me: *eyes flutter open*

Husband: "Hey, you awake?"

Me: "Huh, wha?"

Husband: "The dog threw up on the carpet (light beige), I cleaned it up but there's a big stain (dark brown), you wanna take care of that?"

AAaaannnnnnd cue the start of my day.

Slacker?

I'm not going to delve into any deep religious issues here but I wanted to take a moment to point out the bumper sticker I saw today:

So am I to understand that it's important to 'LOOK BUSY' ie. give the appearance like you've BEEN doing the Lord's work, when in reality you've spent the better part of your life as a slack-ass... But NOW... Oh hey, looky there... Jesus just pulled up and he's gettin' ready to walk in the office and BOY is he going to be pissed when he finds you with your feet up on the desk, texting your BFF and taking extended coffee breaks, even though that 'Sacred Blessings' account is due tomorrow.

Here's an idea! How 'bout you do the job you're supposed to do, whether or not some all powerful entity is looking over your shoulder?