A Special Treat for Santa...

Yesterday, the local paper featured kids letters to Santa. In some cases reading the wish lists of little ones can be heartwarming. Other letters bring to mind two little words 'WRETCHED EXCESS'... But the letter I found most disturbing this year closed with the following promise.

"...And Santa, I promise to leave you some deer jerky and milk."

Not only does deer jerky seem like a BAD idea as an enjoyable treat for Santa, but... It's honestly gotta taste pretty nasty with MILK!

Here's another thought... What if Santa takes a real fancy to 'Deer Jerky'? The result could mean a lack of transportation for the old guy come next Christmas.

***Watch yer back Blitzen, Santa's got a gun and a hankerin' for some jerky!