Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Bitter Disappointment...

When he overheard the announcer say, "Next up, Women's Olympic Trampoline Competition" he was wide awake in an instant. Once he realized all the competitors were gymnasts with the build of a 12 yr. old girl, he became completely uninterested.

Honey, I'm watching The Olympics... Not 'The Man Show.'

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Monday, August 18, 2008

From The 'Do You Think We're Stupid' File:

Dear McDonalds,

Do you really think we consumers actually buy into the fact that our perfectly conditioned Olympic Athletes are eating those disgusting looking Chicken Sandwiches on a biscuit each morning before they compete?


C'mon, the Americans don't even
have a Sumo Wrestling team.



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Monday, August 11, 2008

Goggley Eyes

Wanna cheap laugh? Tune into the Olympics Swimming Competitions and watch the swimmers as they prepare for a race. I swear there are few things more amusing than the faces the swimmers makes while adjusting their goggles.

Just watch... you'll know what I'm talkin' about.

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Saturday, August 09, 2008

And then our very Catholic Aunt gave us the evil eye...

We're not very religious... Okay, I once was but after being brought up in a household filled with feigned piousness and blatant hypocrisy, I decided to worship the God I believed in, in my own personal and private way.

Then we had kids and while our kids asked questions every now and again, they never asked to learn more through attending church... any church... ever.

So roughly 8 yrs. ago when we attended the Catholic wedding of our cousin, we shouldn't have been surprised when our daughter walked into the church and upon seeing the 9 ft. tall wooden crucifix hanging at the front of the church she turned to us and said, "What's with the creepy looking guy on the giant 'T'?"

Our daughter learned about Jesus during the car ride on the way to the reception.

My husbands aunt continues to pray for all our souls.

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Sunday, August 03, 2008

Hotter than....

Cousin: "I don't believe I've ever been in an Episcopal Church that didn't have air conditioning."

My Daughter: "Um yeah, it seemed a lot closer to Hell in there than any place else."

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