I wonder if they sell Holy Water?
So let's say you live in California, and you're thirsty. Rather than investing in a water purification system for your home or a water purifier pitcher for your fridge... You do what any good Californian (who enjoys burning time and gas) does... You head down to the -
That's right, I kid you not... A store dedicated to selling -
For those of you who didn't take a foreign language in high school, that's Water.
It's purified AND it's ONLY 25 cents a gallon... Such a DEAL!
Hard to believe, but business was Booming!
Sorry, but we didn't get a chance to photograph the 'Mobile Airbrush Tanning Unit'... You know, for all your tanning Emergencies!!! Because apparently, if you live in Southern California and you DON'T have a tan? You, my friend, are a social pariah, which means you might as well wear a giant sign emblazoned with the word FAIL!
Sorry, but we didn't get a chance to photograph the 'Mobile Airbrush Tanning Unit'... You know, for all your tanning Emergencies!!! Because apparently, if you live in Southern California and you DON'T have a tan? You, my friend, are a social pariah, which means you might as well wear a giant sign emblazoned with the word FAIL!
Labels: Consumer Watch
posted by EmBee at 5:43 PM
2 Comments:
so you slipped down the rabbit hole did you?
I know a place where you can buy SOLID water by the bag. Yes, it's water but in a completely different state of matter than regular water. Through massive scientific research and development, they convert plain ol' water in to a solid. It's cutting edge!
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