From today's paper

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

That's one of those questions I liken to a dog chasing it's tail... Or like that 'Lambchop' tune, 'This is the song that never ends"

Marriage Advice.... Really?

How is it?
Why is it?

Alec Baldwin is on a show giving marriage advice?

Didn't he go through one of the nastiest divorces in Hollywood?

Thanks Alec, but I'll pass, I think you're a douche.

Baby it's cold outside...

You know it's cold when you think twice about shaving your legs and underarms because of the insulation that extra hair just might be providing.

Dontcha' Hate It...

When you're trying to peel the price tag off of an item and despite your futile attempts at digging and picking the only part that remains is the portion with the price written on it?

Closing Forever?

Here's a Challenge....

See if you can locate a Oriental Rug Store that ISN'T Going Out of Business.

Dressed to impress?

How come Mickey wears shorts without a shirt (And what's with the gloves, is he some kind of germaphobe?)...
And Donald gets a shirt but NO pants? What's that about? No wonder he's pissed!

Looking in the wrong direction

When I beep the horn 'politely' at the person sitting in front of me at a light, who doesn't seem to notice said light has changed to green... Why, I'd like to ask, does the person in front of me, first look in their rear view mirror at me BEFORE they step on the damn gas and get a move on?