Oxymoron

Little Black Dress - Size 24

Note to Self -

Never eat 'Chicken on Stick' from a street vendor... EVER AGAIN!!!

Whatta' Mother!

All this talk about 'Saving the Earth'... Perhaps we should consider how to save ourselves from the earth because lately Mother Earth seems a lot like an angry bitch on a prolonged bender... What do you think?

China (Sichuan Province) Earthquake:


Myanmar Cyclone:


Hawaii Volcano National Park - Renewed powerful volcanic activity:


New Orleans - Hurricane Katrina:



Yeah, she's pissed alright!

'Nuff Said

*Shot this pic on the way home from a graduation party in Northern Virginia.
It pretty much illustrates itself.

This Little Light of Mine...

The 'Check Engine' light in my van lit up this weekend.

Today I took it to be serviced. I announced to the attendant that the 'Money' light came on.
"The money light?" he said.
"Yes" I replied, "But I believe you folks refer to it as the 'Check Engine' light."
He laughed.

They just called to inform me that the van needed $600 worth of parts and service.

Why don't they name dashboard lights more accordingly?

Paying More... Getting Less!

The photo above depicts a bar of soap, freshly out of the box, missing... Oh, what would you say?... Roughly a 1/4 of the bar? Why would I take a picture of it? Because this bar of soap is the third out of a 3 bar package that's missing such a large degree of what I paid for.

I think I'm going to send this photograph to the makers of 'Irish Spring' ie. Colgate/Palmolive Company and ask them WTF? Because even though we're talking about pennies here, I certainly don't feel I got what I paid for.

3 BARS!... 3 Freakin' BARS!!!

Wait, here's another shot...