Playing God

This morning I crushed an ant on my kitchen counter and a few moments later saved a lady bug that had fallen into my kitchen sink.

I feel terrible.

Differentiation

Are there clothes made exclusively for the rich that take into account shape & style, so the rich always look fabulous?

If this is true...

The clothes made for the poor must be made purely to help differentiate the poor from the rich. These items I'll refer to as 'Crap-Rags' feature no special nips or tucks, no fine fabrics and no figure flattering lines. I view this as a conspiracy in order to insure the poor might NEVER be confused with the rich.

Crap-Rags, thy name is Kohl's!

Driving Me Crazy!

After spending the majority of my weekend driving in New Jersey, I was Surprised, Awestruck and Grateful when after I put my blinker on for a lane change today, the driver in the lane beside actually slowed down to let me over.

Observations

Something you don't see every day:
3 skinny, totally hot chicks at Dunkin' Donuts

Something you might see every day:
2 heavy set women sitting together, one of them wearing a 'Curves' t-shirt at Dunkin' Donuts

Would you like a bag for that?

Scene at the grocery store:

Checker: *scans my giant box of 85 plastic trash bags*
"Uh, would you like a bag for your box of bags?"

Me: "No thanks, I think that would be redundant."