Misrepresentation*

*sorry guys, this one's for the girls.

I don't know why they call it a 'Hot Flash?' It's more like a slow building molten heat that radiates out from your very core.

A better term might be:

Hellfire Dance

or:

Lava Pop

or:

Bonfire Boil

or my personal favorite:

Everyone and Everything get the hell away from me, I'm gonna BLOW!